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A Conversation with the WMD

Me: Lunch is ready.
WMD: Smells great. (Looks at his plate.) Um, what is it?
Me: Eggplant Parmesan.
WMD: Really. Where’s the eggplant?
Me: Those breaded circle looking thingys.
WMD: Oo-kay.
Me: It was in season at the produce stand. I’m experimenting with cooking new things. I’m trying to broaden our palate. Expand our minds.
WMD: Hrrmmm…
Me: Pretend it’s chicken.
A little while [...]

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So, um, hypothetically speaking, what would you do if the lawnmower spewed what appeared to be oil from what appeared to be the carburetor shortly before emitting what appeared to be blue smoke with a definite strong odor?
a) Immediately turn the lawnmower off and wait for your husband to get home from work so that [...]

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Today the WMD turns 28. No doubt he’ll spend most of it with his nose stuck in a book about Aristotle or singing the Hebrew alphabet to the tune of Beat It. Seriously, he had to do it to sing to his Hebrew class and that’s the song he chose. He’s clever like that. And like Weird Al Yankovich. 
So, what did I get [...]

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Me: So what do you want to be called on my blog?
Matthew: Why?
Me: I told you that I had to make it less lame and part of my grand plan to do so includes giving you a quirky nickname.
Matthew: What are my choices again?
Me: If you would read my blog, you would know what your [...]

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